The Tale of Mount Krispy

As Mount Krispy loomed ominously in the distance, Greystar the Goat, clambered home from school. Mugsy Skullz and Phillie Blue - can you tell which is which? - were up to no good, freestyling by the cacti.

They stopped poor Greystar, and began intimidation tactics. This meant being really cruel.

"Grrr! You're a nothin' and a nobody! Your mama does your laundry! Yo!"

They were determined to make Greystar do their dirty work...
"Climb Mount Krispy, Goat! We're hungry and the best Krispies are at the top!"
Greystar cried, "No! I cannot climb! I cannot climb at all! Mama!"

Phillie Blue pretended not to hear Little Greystar's pleas. "I KNOW what you GOATS are capable of! NOW CLIMB! Or do I have to...THROW YOU!" He had picked up Greystar and was aiming at the dreaded...SEA OF SOUR CREAM DOOM!

Mount Krispy seemed unaware of the danger which would befall Greystar in mere moments.

But, what was this fair reader? A SHACKLEBEAST had come to rain his beastliness down upon Mount Krispy! In one fell swoop of his beastly paw, the beast had toppled the Mount-ain!

"Well, now it is unnecessary to end your life little grey one," said Phillie Blue.
"Grumble, grumble," agreed Mugsy Skullz.
"Can I eat with you?" asked Greystar.
"Why, yes. Eat with us what the Shacklebeast has given," said they.

It was over...for now.

we wrote this: Wade and Billy