Pangea House Rules

“uuuuuuuuhghhhghhghg fook ufuguguguuweeee whiskey.”

this is the greatest line i've read all night. anthony jastrzembski wrote it, or - more aptly - recorded a drunk man for posterity.

anyways, i was very upset earlier and now i'm alright i think.

i was upset before i went to the Pangea Collective meeting. but, once there, i saw the greatest logo-design ever. (if you guessed "magician juggling the letters, P A N G E A H O U S E," then you win! your prize? i pop you some gourmet kettle corn! good work, you!)

things weren't working out too well earlier. hell, they never are. the figgity fucked up part about life, in my humble opinion, is that it's not worth living. i'm not arguing, necessarily, that it's time we kill ourselves with a threshing-machine either - so, DON'T GO THINKING THAT!

it's just hard for me to argue my way out of my own wet-paper bag logic. i stick around this planet for curiosity's sake mostly. a lot of times things are really fun and exciting to watch.

tonight i watched 7 people do some talking. but man, was it fun talking...we discussed all sorts of wiley events and things. fashion shows and photo walks and food not bombs and ghostbusters. sound like your kind of thing? well, keep an eye on us then! and hell, come help out. come set it up. and all that.

so, what we're trying to do is provide a "music venue plus!" this is the trend in all of the latest technology, after all. when you buy a phone, don't you want it to calculate gratuity, send funny pictures, and play you a sonata? DON'T YOU?!?! in the past these things were done by gaging the wait person's face, the united states postal horses, and your local church orchestra - right? well, not anymore! now you can get a phone that does all of those things for about twenty-five cents as you walk into the grocery store.

THAT'S US;WE'RE TRYING TO BE MODERN!

so, now you'll get a music venue AND tutors, painters, video games, open-hours, a lending library, and all kinds of neat things. you'll get a say - and you can even get involved!

cool, right? yeah, that's what i thought.

so, bad things. good things. the whole fuckin world on a plate. chow down.

p.s. if anyone is reading this: www.myspace.com/pangeahouse is where some shit is. there's gonna be a fancy website soon, but chris brown is a lazy ass.

and another thing; LISTEN TO LEATHERFACE!