a healthy shit and hope: they both float

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my first day as a raw-foodist: the lunchroom report

ted likes carrots. so do i.

i have eaten, so far:

1 apple - 110 calories
1 orange - 80
4 bananas - 105 X 4 = 420 (duuuuuuude.)
1 pear - 98
1/2 of an avocado - 150
1/2 of an ugli fruit - 20
1 peach - 73
1/2 of a carrot - 52 in a cup? shoot. i dunno.

it is 2pm. i work in one-hour.

i've been awake since 8am.

there is an H^3 meeting tonight at 7:30.

my total caloric intake is: 1003. much higher than i'd thought it would be. cool!

i also have a miller highlife pounder that bob blake left behind. that will have to wait until this week is over too, dammit.

LATER IN THE NIGHT.

i didn't keep track of much of the rest. lots of peanuts in the shell. unsalted. getting hungry.

charlie didn't have much trouble, i guess. but he's a wrestler. he just got done eating an apple and an orange every day for four months. how hard could this be?

so, i probably made 2,000 calories. my bowels have started making artistic statements. i'm just a grunt away from a picasso at about any given minute.

work was whatever. got lost lookin' for books. same old, same old.

the meeting went really well tonight. jacob made an awesome poster (it will be posted up here soon...) alex and i both started working on infoshop fliers (a "coming soon" flier) detailing what we have planned. workshops. coffee. wireless. bike repairs. lending library. it's gonna be called, "McGruff INK." we worked and brainstormed for nearly three hours!

Cool, eh?

justin's coming to visit soon. totally leet roxxor!

(that last bit was for mcclure)

anyway, bedtime. tomorrow's another day - AND - sara's birthday!

luv,
billy motha fuggin batson - shazam!